One, Two, Bar-B-Que
Were do I start? How can I sum this last two weeks up in a short post? Why so many questions? I guess I am asking the wrong guy.
I will start two weeks ago on Saturday July 29, 2006. This day was full of events, one, it was my Dads birffday and two, my cousin Heather got married to Scott A. Stacey, Matt and I took of Friday night to Sylvan Lake to spend the night at my parents house to get a good night sleep cause we were off to the Fort in the morning for the wedding. The drive lasted a quick two hours and we were at the hotel checking in at the local Super 8. Nice place, we had a suite so there was plenty of room for the five of us.
The wedding was at two o'clock just a few blocks from the hotel. I was excited to get to the church and see all my cousins on my Moms side of the family. Sure enough all the yahoos were there with their duds on, except Brett, he was sporting a ripped up t-shirt and sandal's, classy guy hey? haha I'm kidding you looked OK, haha. The service was great, Scott once again could not control his ability to make everyone laugh. When all the groomsmen came into the church and it was his turn, he looked at everyone and ran back into the room they came from, everyone cracked up and this set the mood for the rest of the wedding. They did their vows and ended it all with a rather long make out session, ada go you two, congrates!
Once the wedding was over we needed to get a bite to eat, so went over to Safeways and bought a sandwich. This little trip even ended up being a fiasco as well. In the store Matt and Dad went on to make a scene at the deli department. Matt was being loud and making a stink that there were not any knifes in the knife container just forks for the deli food. So Dad started to rummage around as if he was looking for a penny in the bottom of a full change jar. Matt continued to become louder and started to draw attention to himself, to say the least he sure got a laugh out of it.
Off to the hotel for a couple of drinks. There we hung out in my Grampa's room and sucked back a few bevies. After a couple I had to settle down. The buzz I achieved was a little too much at 3:30 in the afternoon. So I just had a couple of "soft" rums. Once we got to the hall, the bar was open, this scared me a little, I wanted to have a long night with all the cousins and keep the party going till it was all over.
Dinner was awesome, probably the best wedding dinner any of us have had. They did a great job on preparation and serving of all the food. Next came the speech's. This last a little while. They did have an open mic that anyone could go up. So Brett and I decided to go up and say a little sumpin, sumpin. I went on to tell a joke and got a huge applause for it. When Bretsky went up, not to lie, he had a tuff act to follow, he simply welcomed Scott to our family, got a round of applause and sat down to acknowledge my speaking abilities to large crowds, sorry buddy maybe you should go first next time. LOL.
Next was the garter toss, my favorite part of the wedding. I was set on getting it. Ol'Scottie faked us out a couple of times when he was about to throw it. On the third fake I knew he was going to toss it so I went for my move. As I saw the groom raise the garter to be tossed, I made my way to the front of the crowd and prepared myself to pounce on the prize. I took two steps toward and BANG!!! This guy hit me like the WaterBoy in the NCAA Div 1 finals. I ended up entaggled in some chairs and tables, hit my neck and head pretty good, I got up, shook out the cobb webs and retreated to my table to tend to my wounds. This little shenanigan created some sparks with the guests. I have no idea why I was picked to be layed out, there were no reasons and no explanation from this @sshole, he just picked the guy with the yellow shirt and bodychecked me. Through some investigation, we found out that he is a real life @sshole, so I guess he will continue to try and make a name for himself besides @sshole, good luck @sshole.
The rest of the night was great, dancing, talking, BSing and bring up old memories. The morning came fast and we were off by 9:00, back to Sylvan so my parents could get on with their vacation they had planned.
Matt took off with my parents for the week, so Stacey and I had the whole house to ourselves. It was very quite with not having Matches around, I guess we missed him.
I talked about ball in the previous post.
This last weekend, August Long, was full of ups and a couple of downs.
Stacey and took off from Calgary around 2:00 on Friday and head out to the Nakusp area in BC, just two hours south of Revelstoke. We hit up McD's for dinner at six and got a call from Curtis, (We were meeting our friends Curtis and Jill out at Jills Dads cabin in the Nakusp area) he had called to inform us that they had to wait for the ferry that crossed Arrow Lake, about an hour from the cabin. This did not effect our strategy for the weekend. We thought, "Who cares if we have to wait two hours, we will have some daylight left once we get there". Upon approaching the ferry ride a few cars were driving from the direction of the dock, my quote was, "Geez, looks like these guys are just getting off the ferry, maybe we will make the next one?" We came around a corner and all you could see was a line up!! This was a little disheartening. So we put the Buick in park and sat down for our short two hour wait. This did not happen, we ended up waiting for four and half hours, so Stacey and I watched Memoirs of a Geisha and a bunch of Friends episodes. By the time we wanted to pull the pin we were told we should be the on the next ferry by some guy with a lot of hair and his name was Bruce and he was looking for a ride to Nakusp, yaaa no. So we did a little pray and did make it on the last ferry of the night with two cars behind us to spare.
We arrived at the cabin around 12:30/1:00, had a beer and hit the hay. Saturday morning we were off to the golf course, I took nine bucks from Curtis and shot a 79, I was a good day of golf. Take a look at Stacey's webpage for pics. For the rest of the day we ripped around on ATV's, went boating and had some drinks. We BBQ'ed a couple of chickens for dinner and ended the night off with a game of Pictunary (spelling?), Stacey and I won! hehe I think we are too competitive sometimes, haha.
Sunday morning we had a big breakfast and filled the day with more watersking and beer. The ladies made Beef-ka-bobs for dinner and ending the day with drinks around the camp fire with stories about the past. It was a great day and a sunburn to prove it.
Monday we packed up and headed out back to Cow-town. Instead of risking the four hour wait at the ferry, Roger, Jeff's brother, took us on a different ferry and a back route through old logging roads. This was a little scary at times, soft shoulders to a 1000 foot drop made the trip interesting, we got through in about 1.5 hrs and we were on our way home. It was a nice drive home with great weather. We got home around nine and hit the hay soon after that.
Thanks for the invite Curtis & Jill, we will come back in the future.
JP
I will start two weeks ago on Saturday July 29, 2006. This day was full of events, one, it was my Dads birffday and two, my cousin Heather got married to Scott A. Stacey, Matt and I took of Friday night to Sylvan Lake to spend the night at my parents house to get a good night sleep cause we were off to the Fort in the morning for the wedding. The drive lasted a quick two hours and we were at the hotel checking in at the local Super 8. Nice place, we had a suite so there was plenty of room for the five of us.
The wedding was at two o'clock just a few blocks from the hotel. I was excited to get to the church and see all my cousins on my Moms side of the family. Sure enough all the yahoos were there with their duds on, except Brett, he was sporting a ripped up t-shirt and sandal's, classy guy hey? haha I'm kidding you looked OK, haha. The service was great, Scott once again could not control his ability to make everyone laugh. When all the groomsmen came into the church and it was his turn, he looked at everyone and ran back into the room they came from, everyone cracked up and this set the mood for the rest of the wedding. They did their vows and ended it all with a rather long make out session, ada go you two, congrates!
Once the wedding was over we needed to get a bite to eat, so went over to Safeways and bought a sandwich. This little trip even ended up being a fiasco as well. In the store Matt and Dad went on to make a scene at the deli department. Matt was being loud and making a stink that there were not any knifes in the knife container just forks for the deli food. So Dad started to rummage around as if he was looking for a penny in the bottom of a full change jar. Matt continued to become louder and started to draw attention to himself, to say the least he sure got a laugh out of it.
Off to the hotel for a couple of drinks. There we hung out in my Grampa's room and sucked back a few bevies. After a couple I had to settle down. The buzz I achieved was a little too much at 3:30 in the afternoon. So I just had a couple of "soft" rums. Once we got to the hall, the bar was open, this scared me a little, I wanted to have a long night with all the cousins and keep the party going till it was all over.
Dinner was awesome, probably the best wedding dinner any of us have had. They did a great job on preparation and serving of all the food. Next came the speech's. This last a little while. They did have an open mic that anyone could go up. So Brett and I decided to go up and say a little sumpin, sumpin. I went on to tell a joke and got a huge applause for it. When Bretsky went up, not to lie, he had a tuff act to follow, he simply welcomed Scott to our family, got a round of applause and sat down to acknowledge my speaking abilities to large crowds, sorry buddy maybe you should go first next time. LOL.
Next was the garter toss, my favorite part of the wedding. I was set on getting it. Ol'Scottie faked us out a couple of times when he was about to throw it. On the third fake I knew he was going to toss it so I went for my move. As I saw the groom raise the garter to be tossed, I made my way to the front of the crowd and prepared myself to pounce on the prize. I took two steps toward and BANG!!! This guy hit me like the WaterBoy in the NCAA Div 1 finals. I ended up entaggled in some chairs and tables, hit my neck and head pretty good, I got up, shook out the cobb webs and retreated to my table to tend to my wounds. This little shenanigan created some sparks with the guests. I have no idea why I was picked to be layed out, there were no reasons and no explanation from this @sshole, he just picked the guy with the yellow shirt and bodychecked me. Through some investigation, we found out that he is a real life @sshole, so I guess he will continue to try and make a name for himself besides @sshole, good luck @sshole.
The rest of the night was great, dancing, talking, BSing and bring up old memories. The morning came fast and we were off by 9:00, back to Sylvan so my parents could get on with their vacation they had planned.
Matt took off with my parents for the week, so Stacey and I had the whole house to ourselves. It was very quite with not having Matches around, I guess we missed him.
I talked about ball in the previous post.
This last weekend, August Long, was full of ups and a couple of downs.
Stacey and took off from Calgary around 2:00 on Friday and head out to the Nakusp area in BC, just two hours south of Revelstoke. We hit up McD's for dinner at six and got a call from Curtis, (We were meeting our friends Curtis and Jill out at Jills Dads cabin in the Nakusp area) he had called to inform us that they had to wait for the ferry that crossed Arrow Lake, about an hour from the cabin. This did not effect our strategy for the weekend. We thought, "Who cares if we have to wait two hours, we will have some daylight left once we get there". Upon approaching the ferry ride a few cars were driving from the direction of the dock, my quote was, "Geez, looks like these guys are just getting off the ferry, maybe we will make the next one?" We came around a corner and all you could see was a line up!! This was a little disheartening. So we put the Buick in park and sat down for our short two hour wait. This did not happen, we ended up waiting for four and half hours, so Stacey and I watched Memoirs of a Geisha and a bunch of Friends episodes. By the time we wanted to pull the pin we were told we should be the on the next ferry by some guy with a lot of hair and his name was Bruce and he was looking for a ride to Nakusp, yaaa no. So we did a little pray and did make it on the last ferry of the night with two cars behind us to spare.
We arrived at the cabin around 12:30/1:00, had a beer and hit the hay. Saturday morning we were off to the golf course, I took nine bucks from Curtis and shot a 79, I was a good day of golf. Take a look at Stacey's webpage for pics. For the rest of the day we ripped around on ATV's, went boating and had some drinks. We BBQ'ed a couple of chickens for dinner and ended the night off with a game of Pictunary (spelling?), Stacey and I won! hehe I think we are too competitive sometimes, haha.
Sunday morning we had a big breakfast and filled the day with more watersking and beer. The ladies made Beef-ka-bobs for dinner and ending the day with drinks around the camp fire with stories about the past. It was a great day and a sunburn to prove it.
Monday we packed up and headed out back to Cow-town. Instead of risking the four hour wait at the ferry, Roger, Jeff's brother, took us on a different ferry and a back route through old logging roads. This was a little scary at times, soft shoulders to a 1000 foot drop made the trip interesting, we got through in about 1.5 hrs and we were on our way home. It was a nice drive home with great weather. We got home around nine and hit the hay soon after that.
Thanks for the invite Curtis & Jill, we will come back in the future.
JP

4 Comments:
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It was very quite with not having Matches around
Hehehe... I was gonna mention something about that too!! You need to turn up the romance even without bro around. I don't need Trenter around to entertain the ladies... Good posts Purds... keep it up man!! I updated my site tonight, take a look.
Spud
You're such a tool. This was, by far, your best blog ever. It had me laughin' out loud to myself! Keep up the good work. PS - my name is spelt with 1 T... ya ass
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